The Tale of the Western Fridge

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There once was a town in the heart of the west...

A very good town that was so much like a garden that hasn't been touched for years. The people who lived there were kind as a butterfly that landed on you. But there was one thing that was different about this town...

It, instead of in the west, at least the people that lived there called it the west, but it was actually a FREEZER!

The story I am about to tell you is very awesome.  Now let the story begin:

The Sheriff in the town was actually a frankfurter. The Teacher in the school house was a carrot. But everyone said things they meant to say. But once a stranger came into town...

Stay tuned for more next time...